1. Easy Bake Oven: It's Kenner! It's fun! 2. LITTLE BIRD - A skeletal, reanimated small bird. Without feathers, it cannot fly, but it can skitter very quickly on the ground and is quite good at climbing. 3. JUICY Pants: A pair of buttery soft cyan leggings with the word "JUICY" bedazzled across the butt. Enchanted to fit. 4. Am-Bro-sia: Drink of the gods. This bottle comes in cookie dough flavor! 5. ACME Boomerang: Make sure to catch it when it comes back to you! 6. Taser: Useful for self-defense! 7. A Pirate's Life For Me: Not an actual life, just the outfit. But you could MAKE it a life if you wanted, because a pirate is free. Eye-Patch not included. 8. Sing-A-Ma-Jig: Your fuzzy singing pal! 9. Manly Ham: THIS MYSTERY MEAT IS SO GODDAMN DELICIOUS YOU GOTTA YELL ABOUT IT! KEEP IT AWAY FROM VEGETABLES, THEY EXPLOOOOOODE! 10. Giant Pencil: MEHOY MINOY! 11. Rich People Water: NOT champagne. 12. An Actual Live Chicken: HOLY SHIT WHY WAS THIS HERE IT'S GETTING FEATHERS EVERYWHERE wHAT THE FUCK 13. 100 Bouncy Balls: They're not even in a container, they simply bounce out and all over the floor. Clean up on aisle seven? 14. Popped Corn: A single kernel of salty-sweet kettle corn. It remains pleasantly warm and crunchy until consumed. 15. Cat Ears: A headband with a pair of cat ears on them. You know, like nya! 16. Rubber Ducky: You know the one. It makes bathtime fun! Squeak squeak! 17. Extremely Spicy Mapo Tofu: People die when they are killed, and this is spicy enough that you just might be. 18. Colonel Sassacre's Guide: You could kill a cat with this thing. 19. Plastic Light Sword: A shitty knockoff lightsaber toy. They didn't even bother making the flashlight part look like anything but a regular flashlight. 20. Cheese: It quivers. It beckons. That luscious, silky texture. That rich so-close-to butter flavor. It's Brie's creamier, decadent cousin, and it wants you to buy it champagne and strawberries.
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2. LITTLE BIRD - A skeletal, reanimated small bird. Without feathers, it cannot fly, but it can skitter very quickly on the ground and is quite good at climbing.
3. JUICY Pants: A pair of buttery soft cyan leggings with the word "JUICY" bedazzled across the butt. Enchanted to fit.
4. Am-Bro-sia: Drink of the gods. This bottle comes in cookie dough flavor!
5. ACME Boomerang: Make sure to catch it when it comes back to you!
6. Taser: Useful for self-defense!
7. A Pirate's Life For Me: Not an actual life, just the outfit. But you could MAKE it a life if you wanted, because a pirate is free. Eye-Patch not included.
8. Sing-A-Ma-Jig: Your fuzzy singing pal!
9. Manly Ham: THIS MYSTERY MEAT IS SO GODDAMN DELICIOUS YOU GOTTA YELL ABOUT IT! KEEP IT AWAY FROM VEGETABLES, THEY EXPLOOOOOODE!
10. Giant Pencil: MEHOY MINOY!
11. Rich People Water: NOT champagne.
12. An Actual Live Chicken: HOLY SHIT WHY WAS THIS HERE IT'S GETTING FEATHERS EVERYWHERE wHAT THE FUCK
13. 100 Bouncy Balls: They're not even in a container, they simply bounce out and all over the floor. Clean up on aisle seven?
14. Popped Corn: A single kernel of salty-sweet kettle corn. It remains pleasantly warm and crunchy until consumed.
15. Cat Ears: A headband with a pair of cat ears on them. You know, like nya!
16. Rubber Ducky: You know the one. It makes bathtime fun! Squeak squeak!
17. Extremely Spicy Mapo Tofu: People die when they are killed, and this is spicy enough that you just might be.
18. Colonel Sassacre's Guide: You could kill a cat with this thing.
19. Plastic Light Sword: A shitty knockoff lightsaber toy. They didn't even bother making the flashlight part look like anything but a regular flashlight.
20. Cheese: It quivers. It beckons. That luscious, silky texture. That rich so-close-to butter flavor. It's Brie's creamier, decadent cousin, and it wants you to buy it champagne and strawberries.