1. B-Komachi Penlights - Top-quality penlights for waving around at an idol's concert. The wrist strap has the words B-KOMACHI printed on it in cute, bubbly letters. It can cycle through red, orange, yellow, blue, pink, green and lavender at the push of a button... but you'll definitely be waving red penlights, right? 2. Bottomless Canteen: A military-issue metal canteen. It contains an endless amount of water. 3. Baseball Cap: A baseball cap with a [random symbol] symbol on it. 4. The Little Black Dress: An all-purpose classy piece of formal wear. 5. Manly Ham: THIS MYSTERY MEAT IS SO GODDAMN DELICIOUS YOU GOTTA YELL ABOUT IT! KEEP IT AWAY FROM VEGETABLES, THEY EXPLOOOOOODE! 6. Simply Mint: The great taste of orange juice and mint, together at last in one convenient bottle! 7. An Actual Live Chicken: HOLY SHIT WHY WAS THIS HERE IT'S GETTING FEATHERS EVERYWHERE wHAT THE FUCK 8. Coffee (nice): A half-pound bag of whole bean coffee. It's high-quality beans from a faraway land.
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2. Bottomless Canteen: A military-issue metal canteen. It contains an endless amount of water.
3. Baseball Cap: A baseball cap with a [random symbol] symbol on it.
4. The Little Black Dress: An all-purpose classy piece of formal wear.
5. Manly Ham: THIS MYSTERY MEAT IS SO GODDAMN DELICIOUS YOU GOTTA YELL ABOUT IT! KEEP IT AWAY FROM VEGETABLES, THEY EXPLOOOOOODE!
6. Simply Mint: The great taste of orange juice and mint, together at last in one convenient bottle!
7. An Actual Live Chicken: HOLY SHIT WHY WAS THIS HERE IT'S GETTING FEATHERS EVERYWHERE wHAT THE FUCK
8. Coffee (nice): A half-pound bag of whole bean coffee. It's high-quality beans from a faraway land.